being cheapskate, i found it pretty hard to force myself to dig 100 pounds for a bike over here (i have seen a bike advertised for 1799 pounds.. maybe the shaft is made out of diamond or sth.. i found it pretty amazing that the display window of the shop is intact too) so when i heard abt the existence of free bikes from -bleep- college (explained later), i wasted no time in enquiring abt e bikes..
me: hie.. i've heard there was a shed containing disused bikes.. can i get a bike from it?
porter: (in brit accent, 50% intelligible only) sure! go and have a look at the bikes, then tell me which one that you want, and i'll get it for you.. (e bikes are locked by a big chain, and the porter has the key to it)
me: ok.. but i have to confess, i'm not from this college, i'm from magdalene..
porter: well.. i'd much prefer to give the bikes to someone from -bleep- college..
me: oh but i'm an international student and i'm rather short on cash now.. could you please let me get a bike?
porter: hmm.. okay, but don't tell anyone else about it..
me: (congratulating myself inwardly) thanks.. but can i get it from you tomorrow? cos i have a class now..
porter: sure, no prob..
so today, after my cells lect, i went down to -bleep- college again..
me: hie, i'd like to get a bike blah blah..
porter 2: um, u have to wait for -bleep- (the porter i met yest) to come back around noon, he's in charge of it..
so after lagging arnd and waiting for time to pass..
me: hie, is -bleep- back?
porter 2: oh yes, he's on the phone..
(porter 2 then mutters to -bleep- after his phone call, then -bleep- emerges with a bunch of keys..)
after picking and choosing (i must add that the porter was very nice, he gave me his opinions on which bikes were ok and which ones weren't), i chose a bike with a sturdy frame and intact tyres.. BUT the drawback was that there wasn't a saddle there, and the chain was quite screwy - e pedals couldn't turn well, but at least i could wheel it to a bike repair shop, so that was precisely what i did..
i wheeled it first to shop A (which is near -bleep- college), den i saw a sign on it that says that they were out for lunch from 12:15 to 1:15.. when i reached there it was like around 12:20, so i decided i'll just wheel e bike to a bike shop near my college.. so that it'll be easier for me to collect it..
when i reached that shop, which took me about 20 mins of walking, to my horror, there was a sign saying that they don't take anymore bike repairs due to their busy schedule! i was like.. wth!? i pleaded with them, to no avail =( i was directed to go to shop C, so i had to walk again.. the bike made funny noises when it was wheeled around, so i got a number of stares from those walking beside me.. especially when there wasn't a saddle on it - i think i just narrowly escaped being reported to the police on the suspicion of stealing a bike.. i had to marshall all my powers to make my face thicker.. =S
after walking for like 20 mins, i was told that the bike shop weren't taking any more bike repairs for the day, and told me to come back next week.. by this time if not for a herculean effort on my part i would have spouted enough swear words to fill an entire dictionary.. so feeling like an idiot i wheeled my bike back to shop A, which was (thankfully) near shop C.. i arrived before the shop reopened, so i had to wait outside for 10 mins, praying for a miracle to happen..
end result: STILL cannot get it fixed, cos they were super busy this week! i was told to come back on monday, so i had to buy a lock to lock my bike up, and then i left it outside the shop bcos e shop was pretty far from my college.. argh it's so frustrating!! i've wasted 2 hrs doing nothing but wheeling a bike fr place A to B to C..
@#$!%^@*!@&!^!!! *swears* *curses*